Residents of Ontario have found a new reason to be angry with Doug Ford this week: An apparent haircut.
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Twitter Kyro Maseh: “Because the public is entitled to know, I'll just say it. Currently, pharmacies across the GTA have thousands of AstraZeneca vaccines that will expire because we're restricted to vaccinating people above 55.”. Premier Doug Ford confirmed the province is working on a paid sick-leave program for Ontario workers after months of refusal, however, did not say when it will actually be announced.
During any other time, it would be hilarious to imagine that the premier getting a little taken off the top would be a newsworthy event — but given that we're all stuck in COVID-19 lockdown and haven't been able to go to a salon or barber shop in weeks, it's all anyone could talk about after his daily press conference on Monday.
Not us being in the middle of a stay at home order issued by Doug Ford and Doug Ford pulling up with a fresh haircut l o l
— sunnybebe (@sennabracken) April 13, 2021Ford was joined by Health Minister Christine Elliott, Education Minister Stephen Lecce and Chief Medical Officer of Health Dr. David Williams to give one of the province's regular pandemic updates, during which he revealed that schools provincewide will be staying closed following the delayed spring break this week.
But the announcement of the pivot to virtual-only learning starting April 19 apparently wasn't the only thing capturing viewers' attention.
How did Doug Ford Get a haircut ? Fresh Cut and Fresh Lies from this guy geez pic.twitter.com/58vy5Hy6cx
— HH_Toronto 🇨🇦 (@HH_Toronto) April 13, 2021It was hard to ignore the fact that Ford looked notably less disheveled than during his last public appearance, with his hair suddenly appearing much shorter and cleaner.
Given that businesses offering personal care services have been shuttered in Ford's home region of Toronto since Nov. 23 and obviously did not get to open up in grey zones on April 12 as planned, many are wondering how the heck his new 'do came about.
Can someone ask the real question here...how the hell did Doug Ford get a hair cut?!?! 💇♂️
— Sherri (@sherhockeymom) April 13, 2021Was it a black market haircut by a rule-defying barber? Was it performed by a friend in their condo stairwell, as has been the case in at least one building in T.O.? Does Ford just have special connections?
Of the numerous enraged and hilarious responses, some even joked that the trim was somehow a result of the vaccine, which Ford got on Friday.
The vaccine gave Doug Ford an amazing hair cut!
— Ben Bankas (@BenBankas) April 13, 2021Before Ford had the chance to address the issue publicly, CBC reporter Lorenda Reddekopp asked the leader's office the hard question everyone has been demanding an answer to.
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Apparently, and rather anticlimactically, it was an at-home cut performed by Ford's daughter over the weekend in the home they share.
He confirmed in his presser on Tuesday afternoon that she used dog clippers and added that it was all caught on video to prove it.
Some people commented on Premier Doug Ford's new 'do, obvious yesterday in his news conference. His office tells me it was a weekend at-home haircut by one of his daughters who lives at home and his wife. #onpolipic.twitter.com/M9n87uh6rc
— Lorenda Reddekopp (@CBCLorenda) April 13, 2021It's quite apparent, based on the last day's reactions, that tensions are high and tempers are on the edge as we all patiently await the ramped up vaccine rollout that we've been promised is starting amid yet another stay-at-home order and full shutdown.
Folks, just because you're legally allowed to go into malls doesn't mean that you should go into malls — especially not for the purpose of 'doing a little wander around' and leaving without shopping bags.
I mean, if you're going to literally risk your life by entering the jam-packed Yorkdale Shopping Centre or Eaton Centre amid a pandemic, you should at the very least stimulate the economy while you're at it.
This is just common sense, or so it appears to be in the eyes of Ontario Premier Doug Ford, who on Tuesday went off on the many people who flocked to malls in and around Toronto this past weekend, as they were fully permitted to do under existing lockdown rules.
A red-faced, sputtering Doug Ford says of Yorkdale Mall crowding on the weekend: 'Folks, going to the malls is not essential!'
Folks: This is the same Doug Ford allowed the malls and non-essential retail to stay open. #onpoli#onted#FordFailedThePeoplepic.twitter.com/dP0UeeKywH
Ford admonished eager mallgoers this afternoon during a press conference when he was asked if another stay-at-home order is on the way for Ontario.
The premier did reveal that 'further restrictions' would be handed down 'very very quickly' in response to accelerating rates of COVID-19 transmission and variants of concern, but stopped short of saying what the new rules would be.
'Well, we'll discuss that tomorrow,' said Ford when asked about whether or not he'd implement another new stay-at-home order (like the one that was just lifted for Toronto on March 8) as requested by multiple medical officers of health.
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Then, he launched into a tirade about how 'jam packed' shopping centres had been this past weekend, during which a new provincewide emergency break shutdown had also come into effect.
Doug Ford be like 'ugh isn't there anything that we can do to stop people from going to malls!!! I know I could close them, and stop people from going to malls, but then who will I blame for the way I screwed over the province!!'
— rebecca gao (@rebeccaga0) April 6, 2021'What I saw is the same thing you saw, a lot of people saw, you know, you go by Yorkdale, you couldn't get a parking space, it was absolutely jam packed,' said Ford, who has no doubt seen the now-viral images of crowds at the popular mall on Saturday and Sunday.
'I truly was hoping that people wouldn't be going in there to the volume that we saw,' said Ford.
'Folks, this variant is taking off, and please, when you can, follow all protocols. Make sure when you can, stay at home, we understand you've got to get out, get fresh air. God bless ya, but do it responsibly.'
As many on Twitter are now pointing out in the wake of Ford's comments, consumers weren't necessarily being irresponsible on purpose by going to malls this weekend: Current shutdown rules still permit shopping centres to operate at 25 per cent capacity.
Doug Ford: *keeps malls open during the 'shutdown'*
Ontarians: *go to the malls*
Doug Ford: pic.twitter.com/LB3FcnwyB8
Despite the fact that his own government had given malls their blessing to stay open during the latest four-week-long shutdown, Ford took aim at shoppers who attended places such as Yorkdale without what he considered valid reasons.
'A lot of people were going into the malls and doing their little wander around and coming out with no bags,' said the premier on Tuesday.
'So that tells me they're just out for an evening or a daily jaunt. You can't do that.'
But you can, technically speaking, which is why people are a bit annoyed by Ford's annoyance with crowds at malls.
not doug ford saying he’s disappointed at all the people going to malls this weekend. i fucking hate to break it to you but you shouldn’t make the mall “essential” and open and get mad when people leave for non-essential shopping my fucking god
— danica (@DanicaMelanson) April 6, 2021It's important to note that all of Ontario is currently under the strictest level of lockdown possible under the government's current COVID-19 response framework.
Even in this level, malls are allowed to stay open with strict health and safety measures in place. This does not make them an essential service, however, according to Ford.
Doug Ford Twitter Covid
'Going to the malls is not essential,' said the premier on Tuesday. 'What's essential is going to buy food, going to buy medicine out of the pharmacies and getting your vaccines.'
Much as The Beaverton is Canada's version of The Onion, Yorkdale Mall is in fact still pen for essential Versace, BVLGARI and Fendi supplies. https://t.co/Qi3vHB0ex8
— Yoni Freedhoff, MD (@YoniFreedhoff) April 6, 2021It's safe to say we're all a bit confused at this point after watching restrictions flip and flop and flip back in Toronto for months now.
It is expected that Ford's next announcement regarding lockdown rules will clarify the whole shopping mall situation — though we don't yet know if the rules will apply to all of Ontario or just hot spot regions like Toronto, York and Peel.
People are mad about Ford getting mad about malls regardless.
'Doug Ford yelling at Ontarians for going to malls that are open because Doug Ford wanted them open is the most Doug Ford shit possible,' wrote one Ontario resident in response to Ford's Tuesday rant.
Doug Ford Twitter Stay Home
'We've reached peak Doug Ford.'